Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

If these hellos get any creepier, I'm gonna start charging them an emotional tax!

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In a quirky, chaotic town where greetings are literally stolen, you play as a cynical private investigator named Sam Mirth. Recently, everyone has been losing their unique hellos, and it's causing a catastrophic social disaster. Each time a character greets you, they seem more robotic than before, as if someone's siphoning their personalities. As you delve deeper into the bizarre phenomena, you'll encounter eccentric suspects with peculiar motivations, collect ludicrous clues, and navigate a series of interactive dialogues where your choices influence the outcomes. Solve the mystery of these missing hellos before the town turns into a greeting-free wasteland!