Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

In this absurd text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric time-travelling historian named Jay Cicero, who accidentally stumbles upon a peculiar archive that stores every 'hello' ever exchanged throughout history. When an ancient curse is unleashed by a mischievous spirit, greetings start disappearing from reality, leading to silence and awkwardness worldwide. With quirky characters and bizarre dialogues, you must navigate through timelines and locales—from the court of Queen Elizabeth I to the frantic world of 1980s office cubicles—to retrieve the missing hellos. Each choice you make impacts not just history, but also the hilarity of your encounters. Can you save the art of greeting and possibly uncover the shady figure behind this greeting grievance?