Hello, Whose Hellos?

Hello, Whose Hellos?

They say a greeting can go a long way, but in this city, they’re just lost... like my sense of direction!

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In a whimsical yet darkly engaging text-based game, you play as Max, a quirky private investigator in a city where everyone’s greetings have gone inexplicably missing. As you uncover the absurd mystery behind 'Hello, Whose Hellos?', you’ll encounter a cast of eccentric characters—grumpy squirrels, overly dramatic pigeons, and a conspiracy of social media influencers—all while navigating a labyrinth of humor and intrigue. Your choices shape the narrative as you balance solving the mystery with the hilarious mishaps that unfold, leading to unexpected twists and quirky outcomes.