Hello, Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a quirky, alternate reality where greetings are a currency, you play as a Greetings Investigator tasked with solving the perplexing case of the 'disappearing hellos.' When people suddenly forget how to greet each other, chaos ensues in the town of Salutation Springs. Explore eccentric locations, interview hilariously bizarre characters, and uncover a convoluted conspiracy that might just lead back to the town's own founder. Your choices determine if you restore hellos, or if you plunge the town into an eternal silence. Will you rely on sarcasm, charm, or sheer outlandishness to crack the case?