In this quirky text-based game, you play as a struggling stand-up comedian who finds themselves unwittingly embroiled in a bizarre mystery when all the greetings in their small town start to disappear. As people forget how to greet each other, friendships crumble and chaos ensues. With the help of outrageous local characters—a conspiracy theorist, a remarkably aloof cat, and a retired magician—you must navigate a web of absurdity to uncover the culprit behind the missing 'hellos.' As you interact with various townsfolk, your choices will shape the outcome and reveal the truth behind this laugh-out-loud mystery.