Hello, Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings are mandated by law and face-to-face interactions are tracked by the ever-watchful GreetBot, you are a rebellious 'Hello Defector' trying to uncover the truth behind a new greeting craze that threatens to strip citizens of their individuality. As you navigate through the absurd bureaucracy of greeting regulations, engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, and collect clues hidden within ludicrous dialogue options, you must determine who truly holds the rights to a simple 'hello.' Will you unravel the mystery, or will you be forced to join the monotony of standardized greetings? Your choices will lead to multiple unexpected endings, each more outlandish than the last.