Hello, Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a chaotic world where greetings have become a currency of social standing, you play as Max, a witty and resourceful human who suddenly finds themselves at the center of a dramatic spiraling event: the Great Greeting Crisis. As various factions in your city argue over who gets to say 'hello' first and what it even means, you must navigate through eccentric characters, absurd situations, and witty banter to uncover the source of a bizarre, magical phenomenon that has led everyone to forget the proper way to greet. Will you restore order, create new alliances, or simply enjoy the chaotic fallout?