Hello, Whose Hello Anyway?

In a quirky town where everyone speaks in riddles and the most mundane conversations hold the weight of existential crises, you play as a unique protagonist who has lost the ability to discern identity through greetings. Your journey involves navigating a series of witty, twisted relationships and unraveling the mystery of the town's peculiar custom — a 'greeting tournament' where the best greeting wins the title of 'Master Greeter.' As you engage in light-hearted banter, solve seemingly absurd puzzles, and make choices that affect your relationships with the townsfolk, you uncover the dark yet comedic truth about why hellos matter more than they seem.