Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Trading hearts? Darling, I’d rather have a sense of humor and a brew of existential dread!

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In a world where emotions can be traded like commodities, you play as a clever Heart Broker, navigating the shadowy underground market of feelings. Your mission? To track down and reclaim stolen hearts while managing your own, all while engaging in witty repartee with eccentric characters, deceitful rivals, and a quirky yet sinister organization known as the Emo-tional Regulators. Will you save these hearts or will you trade your own to survive the most absurd emotion cartel on the planet?