Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’ve got a heart of stone, but at least I can crack a joke!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts are traded like commodities in a bustling black market, players embody a heartless detective named Alex Vale, who stumbles upon a crime syndicate dealing in emotional organs. As they navigate a twisted underbelly of eccentric characters—from hoarders of broken hearts to heart-breaking songwriters—they must solve the case of the missing heart of a prominent con artist. Players will engage in witty dialogues, make choices that affect the outcome of their investigation, and uncover secrets that reveal the absurdity and hilarity of human emotion, questioning what it truly means to have a heart.