Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a quirky world where hearts can be swapped like collectibles, you play as a sarcastic bard who has just stumbled upon a shady underground market for 'emotional commodities.' As sinister figures try to sell you new emotions and heartaches, a mysterious entity begins to steal the hearts of those in your town, turning them into hollow shells. You must navigate through bizarre interactions with eccentric characters, participate in tongue-in-cheek mini-games, and uncover the truth behind the heart-stealing phenomenon, all while trying to retain your own heart (and sanity). Your decisions will not only decide the fate of your relationships but also influence how absurdly emotional or hilariously detached you become.