Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If you think finding love is hard, try haggling with ghosts and ex-lovers!

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In 'Hello, Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', players navigate the bizarre realm of the Heart Market, a surreal bazaar where heartless souls barter for emotional upgrades. As a charming but down-on-their-luck heart merchant, you must interact with quirky characters — from a lovesick skeleton to a neurotic heart surgeon — all while dodging the shadowy Death Dealer who aims to capture the rarest hearts for his sinister collection. Engage in witty dialogue, build relationships, and face absurd moral dilemmas, all while trying to retrieve the unexpected stolen heart that holds the key to your own redemption.