Hello, Whose Ghost Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a cynical medium who has the unique ability to channel the ghosts of the recently deceased. However, instead of performing solemn exorcisms or helping spirits find closure, you find yourself in a whirlwind of comedic chaos as you misinterpret their requests, accidentally summon ancient spirits, and delve into bizarre historical mysteries. Each ghost comes with an outrageous personality and a mission that will lead you on wild tangents. Can you manage this cacophony of spectral hilarity while uncovering a deeper mystery surrounding a long-lost treasure?