In a quirky town where every resident has a peculiar secret, you play as an eccentric detective who has just received an anonymous message containing the phrase 'who said hello?' Your mission is to unravel this cryptic message while navigating through a web of bizarre personalities, each with their own absurd quirks. As you engage in hilarious dialogue and make unexpected choices, you'll encounter a game show host obsessed with puns, a conspiracy theorist convinced they're being spied on by squirrels, and a hipster barista who believes only coffee brewed under a full moon is worth serving. Uncover the truth behind the message, forge alliances, and hilariously stumble your way through this whimsical journey where the absurd is just part of the job.