In "Hello, Who's Squad?", you play as Alex, an underachieving but sharp-witted college student who accidentally receives an invitation to a mysterious elite club on campus known for its outlandish shenanigans. As you navigate through absurd and unpredictable situations, you meet a quirky blend of characters: a secretive professor, an overly enthusiastic conspiracy theorist, and a pet iguana named Kevin with a penchant for mischief. Use your intellect and social skills to unravel the truth about the club's bizarre rituals while deciding which friendships are worth pursuing (and which ones to abandon). Your choices will dramatically shape the storyline, leading to several humorous and unexpected endings.