Hello, Who's Squad?

Hello, Who's Squad?

When it comes to diplomacy, who needs brains when you’ve got charisma... and a questionable snack stash?

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In a world where petty squabbles can escalate into full-blown intergalactic feuds, you play as a quirky, underachieving diplomat who inadvertently finds themselves at the center of a delicate peace negotiation between three dysfunctional alien factions. Each faction has its own bizarre customs, humorous demands, and misunderstandings that you must navigate to prevent a cosmic catastrophe. With the help of an eccentric cast of characters, oddball technologies, and your quick wit, engage in a series of hilarious dialogues and unexpected choices that will lead to one of many wildly different endings. Will you unite the squabbling parties or provoke an all-out war? The fate of the universe rests in your hands—no pressure!