In 'Hello, Who's Squad?', players step into the shoes of a sarcastic detective in a zany, chaotic city where nothing is what it seems, and everyone is part of a secret squad. The detective stumbles upon a bizarre invitation to a 'megasquad meeting' where the line between friends and foes blurs. As players text chat with quirky NPCs—each with their own outlandish backstories—the goal is to piece together the mystery of why squads are popping up all over the city, who’s pulling the strings, and how to navigate the hilarious and absurd consequences of their choices. Decisions carry weight, leading to multiple endings and unexpected plot twists.