Hello, Who's Squad?

In a world where secret societies abound, you find yourself dragged into the bizarre life of an underachieving cult. As the reluctant leader, it's up to you to navigate through comically sinister rituals, weird prophecies, and the eccentric personalities of your 'squad'. Unravel the mystery behind the cult's purpose, dodge zealous members who wish to bring about the 'Doomsday Bake Sale', and ultimately decide if you want to embrace this chaos or dramatically quit and become a barista instead. Your choices dictate how 'cultured' your squad becomes—and whether you can keep your sanity in the process.