In 'Hello, Who's Squad?', you assume the role of an unassuming barista in a bustling city coffee shop who accidentally becomes the custodian of an ancient artifact hidden within a common espresso machine. As various factions, including rival coffee cartels, underground art thieves, and eccentric historians, learn of your newfound possession, you must navigate through a labyrinth of alliances and betrayals. Choose your words wisely in this text-based game, as engaging conversations and clever decision-making will either lead to forming an unlikely posse of allies or getting tangled up in a sticky web of complications. Every interaction reveals a layer of the artifact's mystery and a chance to unearth intriguing backstories of those who crave its power.