Hello, Who's Squad?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you find yourself as the latest recruit in a dysfunctional superhero squad known as the 'Desperate Defenders'. Tasked with investigating a series of bizarre events in your city—from mischievous mime conspiracies to rogue delivery drones—the squad must discover who, or what, is behind the chaos. Each choice you make shapes the squad's dynamics, from bonding over pizza on stakeouts to hilariously getting sidetracked with absurd side missions. Will you maintain your sanity in a world of wacky characters, or will you be the next to go crazy under the pressure of saving the day (and getting the pizza order right) amidst constant chaos?