Hello, Who's Squad?

Hello, Who's Squad?

Welcome to the SQUAD: where your sanity goes to die, and we still have better WiFi than you.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Hello, Who's Squad?', you play as Max, a cynical and quirky private investigator with a penchant for controversy. The game begins when a seemingly innocuous group message appears on your phone, inviting you to a hidden underground society known as the SQUAD—a mysterious organization rumored to have encountered the bizarre and unexplained. Your journey takes you through a comedic labyrinth of bizarre characters, haunted locales, and dark secrets, where every choice you make unravels not only the truth behind the SQUAD but also Max’s own troubled past. The game features a dynamic dialogue system, allowing you to embrace or reject Max's wry humor as you navigate surreal scenarios and face down whimsical horrors. Can you survive the crippling absurdity of the SQUAD?