Hello, Who's My Squad?

Hello, Who's My Squad?

I’ve got 99 problems, and finding my squad isn’t one of them—unless they’re all late again!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Step into the role of a quirky private investigator in a whimsical city where everyone has a secret identity—often for shockingly mundane reasons. You receive an anonymous tip-off about a scandal brewing in the local 'Punny Business' association. As you gather your team of misfits and oddballs, each with their own baffling background and abilities, you'll navigate through an intricate web of bizarre clues. Unravel a mystery that involves a missing pet llama, a time-traveling accountant, and a suspiciously cheerful bakery owner. The choices you make shape not only the outcome of the investigation but also the relationships (or rivalries) within your motley crew. Will you solve the case, or will confusion take the cake?