Hello, Who's My Squad?

In this hilarious and unpredictable interactive text-based adventure, you play as a quirky squad leader who wakes up to a chaotic world where your team members are inexplicably missing. Journey through bizarre realms filled with eccentric characters, each with unique quirks, challenges, and offbeat humor. You'll need to piece together riddles, uncover shocking truths, and reunite your wildly inappropriate squad before time runs out. Choose dialogue options carefully to navigate relationships and confront absurd scenarios that could lead to laughter or disaster. Can you assemble the wackiest team the universe has ever seen?