Hello, Who's My Squad?

In a quirky, alternate universe where corporations have replaced governments, you play as a down-on-their-luck Squad Allocator. Your job is to assemble a mismatched team of absurd characters with outrageous talents to tackle bizarre corporate challenges. Each decision you make in recruiting and interacting with your team members impacts their abilities and relationships, leading to strange and hilarious outcomes. Navigate through ridiculous office politics, partake in wild team-building activities, and resolve ludicrous challenges like hacking the office coffee machine or negotiating with sentient staplers. With branching paths and multiple endings, can you build the ultimate squad to avoid being fired and achieve your dreams of corporate glory?