In this interactive text-based game, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator named Riley Chaplin. One day, you receive a mysterious phone call from an anonymous client, speaking only in riddles and nonsensical phrases. As you delve deeper into this bizarre case, you discover an underground world of quirky characters, each with their own unique stories and motivations. Solve puzzles, gather clues, and engage in witty banter as you navigate comical misunderstandings and unplanned adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Will you uncover the truth behind the chaotic riddles before the clock runs out, or will you just end up as another punchline in this absurd comedy?