Hello, Who's Got Your Back?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as Jake, a bumbling private investigator who has just received a mysterious message from an old friend about a conspiracy involving a bizarre cult that believes they can control people's minds through a popular new app. As you navigate through a web of quirky characters, unexpected plot twists, and absurd situations, the choices you make will determine whether you can uncover the truth, or if you'll become the cult's next recruit. With humor that ranges from witty to wildly absurd, this immersive experience challenges players to think outside the box while setting off on a thrilling quest to save your friend and possibly humanity itself.