Hello, Who Dis?

Step into the shoes of John, a disgruntled office worker with a knack for unintended misadventures. After a frustrating interaction with a mysterious new phone app called 'Insight', which claims to be your personal life advisor, John suddenly finds himself communicating with a variety of eccentric characters who just won't leave him alone. Each interaction shifts reality in bizarre ways, forcing John to navigate through ridiculous scenarios, from negotiating with an alien overlord to participating in an underground baking competition judged by your terrible ex. Your choices determine which side of John we'll see: the hesitant everyman or the daring hero who's had enough of mediocrity. Can you help him reclaim his life while keeping your sense of humor intact?