Hello, Who Dis?

In a world where every phone has the ability to literally contact anyone at any time, you, an overcaffeinated freelance detective, receive an anonymous text from an unknown number claiming to have critical information about a local heist. The catch? You must respond and engage in a witty dialogue while unearthing clues through absurd conversations with bizarre characters. Your choices will lead to different characters revealing secrets, providing red herrings, or engaging in humorous misdirection. Can you decipher who's lying, who's telling the truth, and ultimately crack the case before the clock runs out?