Hello, Who Dis?

Hello, Who Dis?

If I had a nickel for every weird call I took, I'd still be broke—at least after I pay for this caffeine addiction.

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Step into the shoes of an over-caffeinated private investigator navigating a bizarre city full of eccentric characters and absurd mysteries. Your phone rings off the hook with calls from clients who want your help solving their ludicrous problems. Each case leads you deeper into a tangled web of ludicrous plots, from missing alibis in a donut shop to a crime syndicate that operates out of a sock puppet theater. Use your charm, wits, and a touch of sarcasm to solve cases that blend humor with tension. Choose your responses wisely; the fate of your reputation—and your sanity—hangs in the balance!