Hello, Who Dis?

You are a washed-up private investigator living in a quirky city where every night feels like a carnival. One evening, you receive a mysterious text from an unknown number saying, 'Help! I'm being held captive at the Pig & Pickle pub!' The only problem? You forgot why you even have a phone, let alone how to use it. As you navigate through a series of side-splitting misunderstandings, absurd characters, and text-based riddles, you must unravel the truth behind the mystery, all while trying not to get sucked into a world more ridiculous than your own. Will you discover the identity of your texting accomplice, or just end up trapped in your own texting blunders?