Hello, Who Dis?

You are a struggling amateur detective who stumbles into a bizarre series of phone calls that leads you down a rabbit hole of quirky suspects, oddball crimes, and mind-bending mysteries. Each interaction presents you with choices that alter the course of the investigation, from deciphering cryptic messages left by a flamboyant art thief to navigating the bizarre personalities of a secret society dedicated to preserving the world’s worst puns. Will you solve the case, or will you just end up drowning in a sea of absurdity?