Hello, We're Not Home!

Hello, We're Not Home!

If I wanted to talk to aliens, I’d have signed up for a space program, not a telemarketing job!

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In 'Hello, We're Not Home!', you assume the role of a quirky, eccentric telemarketer named Sam who accidentally connects a call to the wrong person—a paranoid conspiracy theorist named Charlie. Amidst the comedic back-and-forth of their conversation, Charlie becomes convinced that Sam is the key to uncovering a hidden alien presence in their town. As you guide Sam through the phone call, you make choices that will affect not only Sam's career but also their relationship with a delusional yet lovable Charlie. With clever dialogue options and branching narratives, you'll determine whether Sam can keep their job while navigating the bizarre twists of Charlie's world, ultimately leading to a hilariously absurd confrontation with the so-called aliens.