In this outlandish interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of Theo, a washed-up life coach whose daily routine consists of coffee spills and existential dread. One fateful morning, Theo receives a mysterious call that tells him his life is actually a poorly written script within a cosmic sitcom. Players must navigate through bizarre scenarios involving eccentric clients, absurd life choices, and unexpected plot twists—all while trying to regain control of their life narrative. Additionally, players get to make choices that will either lead to epic failures or hilariously profound realizations. This game is a satirical reflection on self-discovery wrapped in dark humor and unpredictability.