Hello, Is This Thing On?

Hello, Is This Thing On?

If life gives you hellos, make a hell of a joke!

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In 'Hello, Is This Thing On?', players step into the shoes of Max, a cynical stand-up comedian who discovers a peculiar device in a thrift store that allows them to hear the secret thoughts of anyone who says 'hello' within a 20-mile radius. This bizarre power thrusts Max into a chaotic series of events as they attempt to reconcile the hilarious and often disturbing truths behind the greetings around them. Players must navigate through a variety of eccentric characters, each with unique storylines, in a quest to find out why these strange hellos are happening and ultimately determine who—if anyone—is behind this comedic chaos. Their journey leads them through abandoned theaters, underground comedy clubs, and even a bizarre cult of overly friendly individuals. Choices matter as players wield witty dialogue, comedic timing, and a bit of mischief to solve the grand mystery of the hellos!