Hello, Is This Thing On?

Hello, Is This Thing On?

Turns out the only thing worse than a heckler is your own tragic backstory!

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In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric stand-up comedian who mistakenly receives a cursed microphone from a mysterious venue. Every performance reveals piece by piece of a forgotten past involving other comedians, hidden dangers, and dramatic life-altering choices. Each time you bomb a joke or leave an audience in stitches, you uncover secrets about yourself and the supernatural forces attempting to sabotage you. Your path branches based on the style of your jokes, the stories you choose to share, and the alliances you build with fellow performers, all while trying to manage the chaos that follows you like a bad punchline.