Hello, Is This Hell?

In a world where every greeting is a gateway to a different existential crisis, you play as Alex, a snarky custodian at the 'Department of Greetings'. It's your job to navigate through bizarre and surreal encounters with newly minted Hell residents, each trapped by their chaotic introductions. As you unravel their stories, you collect 'Hellos'—the chaos created by poorly phrased greetings—that wield magical powers. Will you help them learn how to greet better, or will you ignore them and dive into the absurdity? Your choices will determine who avoids eternal awkwardness and who gets stuck in the purgatory of small talk forever.