In this uproarious interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of an eccentric dating app moderator named Sam, who accidentally gets swept up in the chaotic lives of the users. Each conversation thread becomes a wild journey through hilariously absurd situations, from a cat that can give relationship advice to a conspiracy theorist convinced their soulmate is an alien. Players must navigate these quirky interactions, make choices that impact the users’ lives, and ultimately unveil the truth behind the phrase 'who's hello is it anyway?' as they juggle their own romantic misadventures. Your interactions determine whether users find love, catastrophe, or something in between.