Hell-oo, Whose These?

Welcome to the realm of Misfortunate Heights, a quirky underworld where every character has a peculiar backstory that intertwines with your own. You wake up realizing you're in hell, not because you were evil, but because you accidentally signed a dodgy waiver at a haunted amusement park. In this text-based adventure, you'll interact with eccentric denizens of the underworld, solve absurd mysteries about your afterlife, and uncover the truth behind the dark joke of your existence. Your choices carry weight, and every hilariously grim decision brings you closer to either rehabilitation or total chaos. Navigate twisted relationships, confront your fears, and maybe even find a way back to life that doesn't involve another bad waiver. Pranks, dark humor, and existential dilemmas await as you tease out the threads of your bizarre fate.