Hell-oo, Whose These?

In this satirical, text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of Johnny Hellbound, an unwitting demon with a knack for collecting lost souls instead of tormenting them. After a cosmic mishap, he finds himself appointed as the reluctant manager of a chaotic lost-and-found purgatory. As you navigate through the hilarious bureaucracy of the underworld, you'll interact with an eccentric array of characters, each loud and demanding about reclaiming their misplaced items. Your choices dictate whether these souls find peace or stay tangled in absurdity forever. Will you unleash a demon uprising, host a chaotic reunion party, or simply try to reunite everyone with their laughter and baggage? The afterlife has never been this comically complicated!