Hell-o, Whose These?

In this absurd interactive text-based adventure, you play as Charlie, a recently deceased mortal granted a temporary pass into Hell's unique 'Afterlife Swap Meet.' The denizens of Hell are selling unusual and bizarre souvenirs from their past lives, and your quirky task is to help a motley crew of characters regain their lost items—everything from a celestial unicorn pooper-scooper to a cursed karaoke machine. Navigate hilarious conversations, make ridiculous choices, and uncover unexpected truths about your fellow souls, all while trying to negotiate with mischievous minor demons who are eager to mess with you! Will you restore their peace or will you end up with a lifetime supply of flaming hot Cheetos?