Hell-O, Whose These?

In this interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of an underachieving intern at a demonic office in Hell, where you must navigate absurd workplace politics and survive bizarre challenges while trying to uncover the mystery behind the disappearance of your fellow interns. Each decision you make could lead you to the top (or bottom) of the infernal corporate ladder. Encounter outrageous characters like Satan’s overworked HR rep, Lucifer's ambitious assistant, and a soul-collecting receptionist who can't stop gossiping. Along the way, you'll face ridiculous tasks from harvesting the last tear of despair to organizing a company retreat on the River Styx. Your choices shape the narrative in unexpected ways, keeping the humor sharp and the stakes high. Can you survive the day and prove you're more than just a mere mortal intern?