Hell-O, Whose These?

Hell-O, Whose These?

Welcome to the afterlife: where the paperwork is eternal, and so are the puns!

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In 'Hell-O, Whose These?', you are an underwhelming intern at the Department of Afterlife Affairs, a bureaucratic hellscape where souls are processed and given their afterlife assignments. When an administrative error causes the mix-up of historic figures’ afterlife allocations, you get thrown into a wild race against time, juggling screwball paperwork, sassy ghostly encounters, and cosmic bureaucracy. As you navigate this peculiar purgatory, you’ll summon spirits, negotiate their desires, and dodge the wrath of your overbearing supervisor—all while trying to not get yourself demoted to the lowest level of Hades. Unravel the chaos by making choices that are both hilarious and dramatic, shaping not just the fate of the wayward souls, but your own as well.