Hell-o, Whose These?

Hell-o, Whose These?

Can I put you on hold... for eternity?

Horror Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In 'Hell-o, Whose These?', you play as a disgruntled demon receptionist named Mortis working at the underworld's busiest customer service center. Your soul-crushing job involves handling an absurd array of complaints from tormented souls about their afterlife experiences. From misplaced souls in the wrong circles of hell to unruly spirits wanting refunds on eternal torment, each complaint leads you into bizarre and comedic interactions that uncover the chaotic layers of the afterlife. With a fast-paced text-based interface, you must balance solving these ridiculous issues while dealing with office politics amongst other demons. The decisions you make will affect not only your boss's mood—an ancient and terrifying beast—but also how the damned experience their eternal punishment. Can you keep your job while maintaining your sanity? Or will you succumb to the madness?