In 'Heist or Whoops!', you play as a quirky and cunning artifact thief, navigating the chaotic world of artifact smuggling in a city where everything is up for grabs. But there's a twist: every artifact you target has a complicated and often humorous backstory, each accompanied by its previous owners' misadventures. As you choose to steal, barter, or even return these artifacts, you unravel a web of intrigue involving rival thieves, eccentric collectors, and a relentless museum curator who might just be a little too invested in her job. With a blend of choice-based gameplay, witty dialogues, and unexpected plot twists, decide who gets what in this intriguing romp full of dubious morals and delightful chaos.