In this interactive text-based game, players navigate the chaotic world of love and heartbreak through the eyes of Alex, a quirky, self-deprecating writer who's on a journey to recover lost loves—even if it means revisiting their most painful memories. Players must make choices that impact Alex's relationships, pulling them into a whirlwind exploration of past romances, each choice dramatically altering the outcome and interaction with former partners. Through humor, heartbreak, and unexpected plot twists, players strive to answer the question: 'Whose heart is it, anyway?' Can Alex find closure, or will he stumble into another comedic disaster of the heart?