Heartbreak Chronicles: Who's Heart is it Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as Sam, a down-on-their-luck heart broker in a world where emotions are commodities. You navigate the chaotic market of feelings, broker deals for hearts that are 'for sale' or 'on rent,' and grapple with the bizarre consequences of uprooting love itself. Each decision leads you deeper into hilarious situations, with quirky characters that embody various emotions. Will you find true love amidst the absurdity, or just become the top heart dealer in town?