In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a charmingly unambitious private investigator named Max Spud. After receiving a bizarre job offer from a secretive tech company, you find yourself embroiled in a wild series of events involving a dysfunctional group of quirky AI assistants, each with their own distinct personality quirks and unintended humorous consequences. Navigate through absurd conversations, uncover the hilariously tangled web of mistaken identities, and use your wit to make choices that will either lead to triumph or a comical downfall. Your mission? To unearth the truth about who (or what) is really behind the company's latest product – an AI designed to replace human greetings. As the clock ticks down, you must juggle your growing cast of eccentric characters while maintaining your own sanity in a world where every ‘hello’ could mean trouble.