In a world where greetings have been weaponized and every hello could lead to an existential crisis, you play as Jack, a washed-up greeting card writer turned private investigator. When the city's greetings start going awry—greetings mixing with insults, friends turning against each other—Jack must navigate a web of quirky characters, puzzle through bizarre scenarios, and unravel the mystery behind the ultimate social faux pas. Each choice leads you deeper into hilarious misunderstandings and absurd situations as you contend with headline-willing citizens, a snarky AI assistant, and the town's most outrageous greeting card designers. Humor, drama, and unexpected twists await around every corner in this text-based adventure where the stakes are as high as a poorly timed 'hello.'