Heads-Up, Who's Hello Anyway?

In this witty text-based adventure, you assume the role of a washed-up detective who has been forced into retirement by a series of unfortunate (and comical) blunders. Suddenly, you're thrown back into the chaos when a notorious crime boss, believing you can crack a baffling case, sends a mystery letter addressed to you. With only the clues in the letter and a set of hilariously eccentric NPCs to assist (or mislead) you, you’ll traverse through bizarre locations, unravel a silly conspiracy involving stolen rubber chickens, and reflect on your questionable life choices. Your decisions will shape the outcome as you navigate through absurd dialogue exchanges and unexpected plot twists in a quest that tests your wit more than your detective skills. Will you reclaim your former glory or end up in a puddle of banana peels on the side of the street?