Heads-Up, Who's Hello Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Max, a professional 'Hello-er' tasked with greeting beings from various realms, each with their own quirky customs and absurd etiquette. This text-based adventure plunges you into a whirlwind of chaotic greetings, where the choice of words can either forge friendships or spark interdimensional war. Navigate through hilarious mishaps, unexpected alliances, and outlandish characters that change your fate with every decision. Will you become the ultimate diplomat or the most notorious greeting blunderer in the universe?